I was having dinner at Botak Jones on Good Friday,I saw a interesting article in their menu. I reproduced it below just to share with readers.
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TROUBLED USER
This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.01 thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. WIFE 1.01 is an operating system and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You can not go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look in your WIFE 1.01 manual under WARNING: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problem.
The best cause of action is to enter the command C: APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.01 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0, COOK IT 1.5, and SEX 4.2, however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.01 is to purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1 and DIAMONDS 5.0.
Warning!! Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. This application is not support by WIFE 1.01 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck
Tech Support
BOTAK JONES
________________________________________________________
TROUBLED USER
This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.01 thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. WIFE 1.01 is an operating system and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You can not go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look in your WIFE 1.01 manual under WARNING: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problem.
The best cause of action is to enter the command C: APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.01 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0, COOK IT 1.5, and SEX 4.2, however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.01 is to purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1 and DIAMONDS 5.0.
Warning!! Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. This application is not support by WIFE 1.01 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck
Tech Support
BOTAK JONES
2 comments:
Botak Jones (a very localised American, married to a local girl) is a very creative guy selling burgers, steak, salads, fish N chips and so forth. When he started to operate in HDB heartland at a coffeeshop (Blk 608) near my house, business appeared to be sluggish, but he soon managed to get newspaper food reporters to promote his food and business took off speedily. He has since successfully opened quite a few outlets all over Singapore. Local food providers should emulate his marketing skills.
We once met our Operations Director who expounded the importance of thinking out creative ideas. Some of our staff expressed difficulty in doing so. Feeling a bit frustrated of the staff response, he suggested if we were unable to be creative, at least the employees could open their eyes widely by visiting other people premises and learnt from others, copying others if necessary. In short, do something instead standing around idling.
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